golightly867

two cows are standing in a field.  one cow goes, "moooooo."  the other cow turns to it and says, "you jerk... I was going to say that." what do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? man-eating coleslaw. what do you call a running chicken? poultry in motion. what's Mary short for? she's got no legs. two fish are in a tank.  one fish turns to the other and asks, "you have any idea how to drive this thing?"

"When television came roaring in after the war [World War II] they did a little school survey asking children which they preferred and why: television or radio.  And there was this 7-year-old boy who said he preferred radio 'because the pictures were better.'" -Alistair Cooke

i hope that everyone has had a genuinely marvelous holiday.  and eaten to the point of combustion. i would like to say, for the record, that i am scrabble CHAMPION.  every thanksgiving my whole family gets together to play SCRABBLE (hahaha...) and today, i managed to spell out the word "torque."  it was like a 28 point word. so.  yes.  enjoy the long weekend!!