har har harwhat do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage?
man-eating coleslaw.
what do you call a running chicken?
poultry in motion.
what's Mary short for?
she's got no legs.
two fish are in a tank. one fish turns to the other and asks, "you have any idea how to drive this thing?"
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"Miss Valentine, please don't run from me."
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I will not be the girl in the sensible shoes.
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'I'm Batman. Would you like that? Would you like to drink with Batman?'
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"Miss Valentine, please don't run from me."
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